| Comb It Over | ||
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| Lyrics | ||
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Open The cruel and relentless winds of time are blowing through my hair. My follicles are failing and my scalp is just plain scared. Now if you suffer this same fate, there is something you can do. For I've discovered a stylish trick, and I'll share it now with you. Chorus Comb it over, Comb it over Don't you let your bald spot show. Comb it over, Comb it over Only your barber needs to know. Your head will be much warmer and protected from the snow Comb it over, Comb it over Don't you let your bald spot show. Verse Now if you are woman who is losing all her hair. I don't know what to tell you, life just isn't very fair. Now, if you want equality, well it's time to make your stand. Comb it over, Comb it over Hey, you'll look just like a man. Chorus Bridge Now, if your hair loss is advanced Please don't break down and grieve. Get yourself a hair appliance - you know: as seen on T.V! No doubt there will be pain involved, and, of course, you'll look quite silly. But the chicks will all adore you with a ponytail like Willie. Verse Recently I've realized I'm not really losing hair. But something quite mysterious is happening up there. What once grew lush upon my head, but now I seem to lack, Is actually migrating south and growing on my back. Chorus |
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| Credits | ||
| Lyrics Credits: Don Shearer | ||
| Music Credits: Don Shearer | ||
| Producer Credits: Don Shearer, Ted Kuster | ||
| Publisher Credits: Don Shearer Media | ||
| Performance Credits: Don Shearer, Ted Kuster, Laura Jue, Kai Lyons, Mark Jeffries | ||
| Label Credits: Don Shearer Media | ||
| Description | ||
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Short Song Description: Got Hair? Once you start losing hair, a do of any length is essentially a comb over. Recording by the Peein In The Dark Band and Don Shearer |
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Long Song Description: Got Hair? Once you start losing hair, a do of any length is essentially a comb over. Recording by the Peein In The Dark Band and Don Shearer |
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Story Behind the Song: Got Hair? Once you start losing hair, a do of any length is essentially a comb over. Recording by the Peein In The Dark Band and Don Shearer |
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| Metadata | ||
| Song Length: 3:55 | ||
| Primary Genre: Folk-Rock | ||
| Secondary Genre: Folk-Alternative | ||
| Tempo: Medium Slow (91 - 110) | ||
| Lead Vocal: Male Vocal | ||
| Subject Matter 1: Comedy, Funny | ||
| Subject Matter 2: Disguise, Masks | ||
| Mood 1: Joyful | ||
| Language: English | ||
| Era: 2000 and later | ||